Let's enter 2010...

I have been absent again. Sorry. Christmas was good. New Years good. Everything is pretty much good right now. Not overly great but not shitty either.

 

So...2010, huh? That is just weird. Honestly.
How can one grasp the fact that we have now entered another new year, when one sort of didn't even notice the previous one go by?

 

So what are my hopes for this new year? None what-so-ever.

But I do have a few New Years resolutions...not that I am a master of keeping those.

But I thought if I type them down here...in my virtual confession box, I might keep them? It's a long shot but I'll just do it anyways.

So here they are the most Awesome Resolutions By Yours Truly...the 2010 Edition!!

1. Start exersicing! Join a gym or something... Seriously this whole lazy, "I'm pretty sure I'm going to turn into a potatosack any day now" style I've got going on isn't working. Or well...It's working but it aint doing me any good.
2.  Avoid Energy Drinks at all cost. It's a life or death situation. Or something. Word.
3. Less computer time. Ugh. That's going to be a hard one.
4. Blog frequently. Yes, my dear stalkers I hereby promise to try to blog more often. Do note the word try.
5. Find an apartment. Yep, that is like my only actual goal for this year. Radical?
6. Read atleast 10 books this year.  That's just something to keep my mind (what's left of it) sharp.
7. Finish up most of my half done writing-projects.
8. Throw away those Cancer-Sticks for good. I'm serious here.
9. Atleast try to watch what I eat...and stop with all this semi-manufactured shit I've been eating way too much of some times.
10. Stop cussing. Hard. One.

So there we have it. 10 all together...I might come up with something else still but we'll have to see about that.

Well anyways...a Happy New Year to all of you!

December 14th

Well...We all kind of knew that this countdown thing would...well not work a all. Because I am way to busey and well...lazy for that sort of thing.

Life's been going forward, I feel the christmas stress knocking on a door somwhere far back in my mind but I'm trying to block that door so it won't get out.

It actually feels like it's going to be christmas soon now...as I gaze outside the window I see the snow falling down and it was like...11- degrees when I got up for work this morning. Awesome.

But I guess my christmas spirit hasn't decided to show up quite yet...I have a sneaking suspision that it's locked away behind the same door as Mr. Christmas Stress. Poor Spirit...

Anyway...I gotta go...and do something...or another thing...yeah....(What??)

Over and Out.

OH! before I forget THE MOST AWESOME Christmas Commersial...EVER!

December 5th

December 5th= Work, Food, and not much else...

Why Candy Canes? Me does not know...I Felt like it. Adios Amigos.

The Grinch

Seriously. This is priceless. You can thank me by leaving a comment.

Brilliant.

December 4th

Dear Blog,

Already am I failing on my most important mission to update everyday before Christmas. Bu who actually thought that I could (would) do it? Yeah...that's what I thought.
We all know that I am a lazy son of a...(Hair of the Dog by Nazareth just started to play in my head. Awesome. Dork much?) and that I probably would forhet/don't have the will to update. And guess what readers, we were all right. So kudos to us.
Anyway...Yesterday I was christmas shopping with mummy dearest. It went okay...I did not find anything for anyone but myself...(lamo)...I happened to stumble upon Darkly Dreaming Dexter, the first book that the most gnarlatious TV-Show Dexter is based on. Yaaay me!

But now a treat for you dudes (dudettes?) that are still reading this...why anyone would is beyond my knowledge...

The Grinch is one of the funniest and dorkiest christmas movies ever. And come on, it's Jim Carrey!!
So now the song (I had you fooled there didn't I...you totally thought that I was going to show you a clip from the movie...I might do that later so don't kill me yet...) lyrics to the song The Grinch...and a picture! Yaay, total awesomeness...ot maybe not...uuh...well on with it!

 (apparently the stupid insert picture thing is not working...damnation!!! So I'll get back to you on that note too...)

Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch


You really are a heel,


You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,


You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!




You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,


Your heart's an empty hole,


Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,


I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,


You have termites in your smile,


You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,


Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,


You're the king of sinful sots,


Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,


You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!



You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,


With a nauseous super "naus"!,


You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,


Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful


assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,


You're a nasty wasty skunk,


Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,


The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,


"Stink, stank, stunk"!

Over and Out

December 2nd

December is here. And right now it actually looks like winter outside. Brilliant.

I have decided to do a small celendar/countdown thing on this blog, until Christmas Eve. Featuring video's, songs, texts and whatnot. So Yeah, I missed December 1st, let's ignore that...

This is one of my favorite christmas songs; Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, this version by Luther Vandross.




Over and Out.