S. is planning something.
How do I know this? The wanker told me he's planning something. He knows how curious I get and he does it just to tease me. Damn.
Since yesterday I've been trying to figure out what he's up to but it's useless. He keeps dropping strange hints and says stuff like; "Oh, if you only knew what's coming..." in a sing-song voice and with this peculiar smile on his face. Bastard.
He's messing with my head! Because he knows how curious and slightly nervous I become when people do that. I love surprises, I mean come on, who doesn't? But all that anticipation before, it nearly kills me...
I can't think of anything else...I try to occupy myself with different tasks but my mind just wanders back to the surprise. Bugger.
I feel like Curious George. I wonder where my Man in the Yellow Hat is?
Man, this is exhausting. I'll try to think of something else...and not be so damn curious. But I just can't help it! Damn you honey, you and your mischevious plans and vague hints.
I found this picture when I googled Curious, it made me laugh.